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friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
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Who is he?
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when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

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Who is this?! She is FIRE!!!
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I love dogs so much
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message me to buy a promo x
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your baby as soon as these come off

fill with syrup
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no help for you doggy
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playtime’s over
No
It has only just begun
Coward
You’ve heard of a water slide, now get ready for …
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