1. roachpatrol:

    mogifire:

    friend

    this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

    (via perks-of-being-a-bi-guy)

    3 years ago  /  456,631 notes

  2. Who is he?

    Who is he?

    4 years ago  /  73 notes

  3. baddfitness:

    image

    (via drizzyj3ff)

    4 years ago  /  880 notes

  4. (via shelgon)

    4 years ago  /  3,913 notes  /  Source: it-started-to-rain

  5. cursedcatimages:

    (via thatonesuperweirdkid)

    4 years ago  /  282,672 notes

  6. mjalti:

    when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

    image

    (via konflikshon)

    4 years ago  /  146,962 notes

  7. femalerappers:

    Who is this?! She is FIRE!!!

    4 years ago  /  36 notes

  8. zzbbtt:
“ I love dogs so much
”

    zzbbtt:

    I love dogs so much

    (via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

    4 years ago  /  300,371 notes

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    5 years ago  /  82,525 notes

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  11. yungwh0re:
“message me to buy a promo x
”

    yungwh0re:

    message me to buy a promo x

    (via yungwh0re-deactivated20200923)

    5 years ago  /  1,952 notes

  12. (via konflikshon)

    5 years ago  /  113 notes

  13. scotchtapeofficial:
“ glitchlich:
“ your baby as soon as these come off
”
fill with syrup
”

    scotchtapeofficial:

    glitchlich:

    your baby as soon as these come off

    image
    image

    fill with syrup

    (via urlocalcryptidbitch)

    5 years ago  /  387,712 notes

  14. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    no help for you doggy

    (via urlocalcryptidbitch)

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  15. skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:
“ imsopopfly:
“ psyducked:
“ playtime’s over
”
No
It has only just begun
Coward
”
You’ve heard of a water slide, now get ready for … ”

    skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

    imsopopfly:

    psyducked:

    playtime’s over

    No

    It has only just begun

    Coward

    You’ve heard of a water slide, now get ready for …

    (via urlocalcryptidbitch)

    5 years ago  /  359,465 notes