random thoughts right now.
tixxera: jsoenaing: If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? What is another word for a thesaurus? If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry? Why do feet smell and noses run? If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected? If No One Is Perfect What Does Practice Make ?
The scariest sentence in the world.
“I found your Tumblr.”
When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the...
Any questions now?
When little kids get into an argument with you.
Bitch, I’m older than you.
When your friend takes your phone and threatens to...
When i wake up
Every school morning and i drag myself out of bed BUT ON WEEKENDS
When your friend is like, "I need to tell you...
BITCH, REMEMBER THAT SHIT!
When bitches try to hit you with their car
When you ask your parents for money:
The night before the first day of school:
Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual...
When I console my friends, I'm like:
When I console my best friends, I’m like:
Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls
When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up… who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
The person you hate falls like this:
You on the inside: On the outside:
That awkward moment when you think you know...
When a bitch cuts you in line
After you see someone break up on facebook after...
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...
Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.
The moment when you've been told to take out your...
Introducing myself to a new class
Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.
That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves...
That moment when your friend offers to buy you...
When I clean up, my mom is like
But when I don’t clean up, she’s like
That moment when you press play on your iPod, and...
There is no "U" in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’.
When a sexual song comes on & you're alone
When I get to school in the morning and someone is...
I’m like It’s too early for this shit.
When you're having a good time, and someone you...
Hearing those back-to-school commercials and...
and i’m just like: “Most wonderful time of the year my ass.”