Greeting someone I dislike:
Everyone's so pretty on Tumblr, →
and I’m just here like:
When somebody asks for a dollar.. →
At First Your Like…. Den when dey walk away. You Like i Lieddd.. Im Ballin Bitchh
Sitting at your house bored when suddenly you get... →
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
Cheating on a test →
Tumblr isn't about notes or popularity. It's about...
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That awkward moment when you thought someone waved...
So then you pretend to wave, look away, & act like nothing happened.
when two of your favorite people are fighting and... →
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Imagine if every single one of your followers sent...
When mom would say she brought you something: →
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When someone reblogs something you posted a month...
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STOP KICKING THE BACK OF MY CHAIR.
Mumbling the bits of the songs you don't know. ...
When people say "think fast": →
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